Augie Diaz Retires

APRIL FOOL’S DAY – THIS IS A JOKE

We knew it would happen sooner or later, but Augie Diaz finally has announced his retirement. Typical of his cryptic fashion, when asked about his decision, Augie replied, “It’s because I’m older than dirt.” His father, Gonzalo “The Old Man” Diaz, when reached for comment, had this to say, “I win! I win!”