US Nationals 2026: Thule is the New Hotspot!

Washington, DC, USA, April 1, 2026 – In an interview granted a few hours ago, the President of the United States of America surprised the international sailing community.

Below are some excerpts from his statements:

“Annapolis is a disaster, folks. Weak wind, too many weeds, and very “low energy.” It’s a total mess! That’s why we’re moving the 2026 US Snipe Nationals to Thule, Greenland. It’s huge. It’s cold. It’s perfect for winners!“

“The Snipe is a heavy, powerful boat—not like those tiny, flimsy plastic toys. It needs real Arctic wind! We’re going to have the greatest regatta in history. I might even buy the glacier and build a beautiful gold-plated yacht club. It’ll be fantastic. And Denmark is going to pay for the opening ceremony dinner!“

To ensure “only the finest” participate in the Thule Nationals and the new America First Snipe Championship, the registration portal has been updated:

• Currency: All entry fees, measurement certificates, and bar tabs must be settled via the World Liberty Financial platform using Trump-branded cryptocurrency.
• The “Wall” Policy: Any boat from a country with a trade deficit will have to carry a 10kg lead corrector regardless of their hull weight. “It’s about fairness, folks,” Trump added.

TRUTH SOCIAL HIGHLIGHTS:

@realTrump Annapolis is LOSING the Nationals! Too many jellyfish, not enough spirit. We’re going to THULE. Real sailing for real patriots! 🇺🇸⛵️ #SnipeNationals

@realTrump I heard the “Little Boat” sailors are crying about the ice in Greenland. Sad! If you can’t hike in a blizzard, you shouldn’t be in a Snipe. Stay home! ❄️💪

@realTrump Just spoke with the SCIRA Board. Great people! I told them: “Make the reach legs longer and the trophies bigger.” We are making the Snipe Class GREAT AGAIN! 🏆

@realTrump Fantastic meeting in the Oval Office with the SCIRA Commodore! Great guy, should be the Prime Minister of Spain! 🇪🇸 A total WINNER, knows what he’s doing! ¡HAGAMOS ESPANA GRANDE OTRA VEZ!