Augie Diaz Announces Team for 2019 Pan Am Games

[caption id="attachment_20835" align="alignnone" width=""]Monique says, “I just hope my boa doesn’t get caught in the mainsheet block!”[/caption]APRIL FOOLS' DAY - THIS IS A JOKE Always looking for an edge, two-time Snipe World Champion and Star World Champion, Augie Diaz, has announced that he will be training for the Pan-Am Games with Monique, the sailor formerly known as Peter Commette. "We're a little heavy right now, but with a year to go, his, I mean her, hormone treatments should result in the weight loss we need. In the meantime, I just want to support Monique in every way possible; that includes shielding him, I mean her, from one of the members of our Snipe Fleet 7 here who always is looking for his next conquest. I'm afraid that Monique is quite vulnerable as she (got it right that time!) explores her new identity. Also, I intend to file a grievance with U.S. Sailing; that second to Monique in the 1973 U.S. Youth Singlehanded Male Championships has always bothered me, and now we know that Monique should not have been allowed to race in the regatta." ...

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Monique says, “I just hope my boa doesn’t get caught in the mainsheet block!”

APRIL FOOLS’ DAY – THIS IS A JOKE

Always looking for an edge, two-time Snipe World Champion and Star World Champion, Augie Diaz, has announced that he will be training for the Pan-Am Games with Monique, the sailor formerly known as Peter Commette. “We’re a little heavy right now, but with a year to go, his, I mean her, hormone treatments should result in the weight loss we need. In the meantime, I just want to support Monique in every way possible; that includes shielding him, I mean her, from one of the members of our Snipe Fleet 7 here who always is looking for his next conquest. I’m afraid that Monique is quite vulnerable as she (got it right that time!) explores her new identity. Also, I intend to file a grievance with U.S. Sailing; that second to Monique in the 1973 U.S. Youth Singlehanded Male Championships has always bothered me, and now we know that Monique should not have been allowed to race in the regatta.”

 Monique says she’s extremely excited to team up with such a Snipe class legend, but she’s understandably a bit nervous about crewing. “I just hope my boa doesn’t get caught in the mainsheet block!”

Asked for a statement, Connie Commette would only reply, “This explains a lot.” Monique

In a related story, SnipeToday announced a program to increase readership among the Snipe Class’s male membership. Below is SnipeToday’s first yearly pin-up model photo shoot, featuring Monique throughout the years. Snipe Class Commodore, Pietro Fantoni, was tracked down in Amsterdam and stated, “We want this new yearly publication to someday rival the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.” Enjoy!

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